11oz Ceramic Steven Volpp Mug

Uses:

• Alien Communication Device: Fill a coffee mug with glitter and a tiny disco ball, then spin it under a flashlight to send Morse code signals to extraterrestrials.
• Emergency Soup Catapult: Load a coffee mug with lukewarm soup and use it as a makeshift catapult to launch broth-based projectiles at unsuspecting picnic invaders.

Could also be used for coffee or tea.